This is why I love the Daily Show. They are news of the future because they get news from the future.
Screenshot: April 12th show
Combined Budget-Saving Sequels
THE BRIDE’S MAIDS
Bridesmaids + The Help
THE THREE MUPPETEERS
A lot less diva muppet contracts
SO I MARRIED A LORAX MURDERER
Mike Myers and The Trees are in danger
TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN OF THE DEAD
Chicks love vampires, Dudes love zombies
SLEEPING BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
Never mind. Disney doesn’t care about saving money.
See: $300 million production budget for John Carter.
TITANICK AND NORA’S INFINITE PLAYLIST
Because infinite is what romantic mixtapes are in the afterlife.
Dorksplosion Is…
Playing The Video Game Version of : The Great Gatsby
I found this little gem online today. Before you ask, yes this shit is fake as fuck, but they pulled out all the stops. The website for the game even has some fake late 80’s early 90’s box art and shit. They made this look pretty goddamn legit. Check out the site and give it a whirl. If you are an English Class nerd, like I was, you will love this bullshit.
I wonder if they’ll make a Cliff’s Notes version of the game that’s just like one level.
Just pwned some gentlemen newbs who weren’t fit to lick my shoe.
